Hello and Welcome to the magical world of Melody.
It’s so exciting to get started. Isn’t it absolutely, bloody marvellous, me and you are actually connecting right now.
So you may have guessed, my name is Melody. You’ll soon know, how much of an interesting, inspiring, wacky individual I am, but what I must warn you is that I do tend to apparently piss people off.
I don’t know how or why this happens really. But in the midst of heated words and flying fists, I’m often told that I’m up my own ass. I’m a snob, a prude, a witch, a slut, a crazy sick twisted individual amongst other things.
Opposing ideas too me, very confusing, so I’ve summed it up as taking me to seriously. Not a good idea, for some.
Nothing that I say is real, so why let it get to you??
Just read and weep or laugh, or cry, however you see fit.
I’d rather be pissing myself with laughter, than really pissed off, wouldn’t you?
However the choice is yours. But I do ask that you leave a comment, otherwise I might just cry, and not bother anymore!
Help4 The Home Page
Ok, A lot of you are clicking on
The home and static page
I wonder if you think that
My blog just doesn’t change
You can click on the blog button to
See what is new
I just hope that this does suffice
Enough to see you through