Hello and Welcome to the magical world of Melody.
It’s so exciting to get started. Isn’t it absolutely, bloody marvellous, me and you are actually connecting right now.
So you may have guessed, my name is Melody. You’ll soon know, how much of an interesting, inspiring, wacky individual I am, but what I must warn you is that I do tend to apparently piss people off.
I don’t know how or why this happens really. But in the midst of heated words and flying fists, I’m often told that I’m up my own ass. I’m a snob, a prude, a witch, a slut, a crazy sick twisted individual amongst other things.
Opposing ideas too me, very confusing, so I’ve summed it up as taking me to seriously. Not a good idea, for some.
Nothing that I say is real, so why let it get to you??
Just read and weep or laugh, or cry, however you see fit.
I’d rather be pissing myself with laughter, than really pissed off, wouldn’t you?
However the choice is yours. But I do ask that you leave a comment, otherwise I might just cry, and not bother anymore! 🙂
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pissedoffbitch 
Awesome its very in ur face. I like that
Ooh, celebrity status already, I must be doing something right… I do try lol.
Haha, love your approach to life. I’ve just read that the replacement for LOL (laughing out loud) in twitterspeak, is now PML (Pissing myself laughing). So you are halfway there already.
Thanks for subscribing to my blog. I look forward to following yours too 🙂
Stuart
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Thanks for stopping by.
Waiting for another updates from you
Keep writing 🙂
Hail to WordPress, hail to meeting new people and their writings. Cheers to Melody 🙂
thats just exactly what i thought in this moment ! 😀
Thanks for the encouragement on my blog. Can we make it through the year? LOL, we’ve made a start.
of course we can…the greatest journey started with a single blog post 🙂
Very funny and keep it up!
I love it Melody 🙂 keep it up !! x.
Love it, keep it up!
Hello! Thank you very much for stopping by my blog and giving me the boost I need. 😀
Good luck to you too!
Thanks for your visit – glad to return the favour and visit your blog: I think you have everything here that appeals to the darker side of my humour -most of which I had to suppress when teaching! Thank goodness you now have an outlet for yours, otherwise I think you’d combust in a very colourful way! The thing about a Melody is that it’s its own distinctive tune and I’d say that yours is loud’n’proud and inspirational! All the best for blogging in 2011!
Excellent and I think you’re right lol. re: combustion I mean. I’m literally bursting with ideas!! It helps for my book though 🙂 And I think writing is such a useful creative outlet for chanelling our darker side. Leaving a feeling of calm contentment. Rather than a insiduous bitterness masked by pleasantries. Look forward to your posts, and I look forward to a successful year for us all!!
Hey me too! Let’s be friends 🙂
🙂 Thanks for checking out my blog! 🙂 I’m an avid napper myself. 🙂
Hi, thanks for checking out my blog. You asked me about creating polls. If you have not done a poll before, you will need to set up an account with poll daddy. This is quite easy and is explained here:
http://en.support.wordpress.com/polls/
After you have done that, just click on ‘add poll’ when writing a post. The button is to the right of the ‘add an image’ button. Hope that helps.
thanx 🙂
Hey, I wanted to thank you for taking the time to look through my blog and for that post. I love your writing and I am incredibly flattered that you’ve enjoyed the little that I’ve written so far… gosh I’m blushing now.
I really like your blog, although I didn’t realise straight away.
I read one post and then before I knew it I had clicked on half a dozen different sections in your blog, I guess this is how we get hooked?
Anyway, I wanted to say that I hope I can have a blog half as gripping as yours in time!
Keep writing Melody 🙂
hey everytime i click “Home” i keep getting this page… are you using the static page feature of WP? 🙂
Click blog, to get most recent posts 🙂
This is an amusing post! Thanks for stopping by and for your lovely comment!! 🙂
xo
hahahaha . I just love your blog 😀
I loved yours too, just found out about the new blog buddy thang, so you can make it official if you like 🙂
Nice to meet you Melody! You met me as “Suicide Man” but I hope you found my more positive side too. It’s a whole, ‘nother world.
– Phoenix
thanx phoenix, though too me, it’s all good 😉
whoa LOVE the attitude.
🙂 I smiled as i read this and though of my sister beck:) she is a girl that does not hold back and could care less if she pissed people off:) I will keep reading! Thanks for stopping by my blog:) (www.untitledmoments.com) I can’t wait to look at the rest of yours… you have me wondering:)
~L
lovely to have you stop by, life is full of wonderment, isn’t it amazing 😉
Thank you very much for your visit. Your blog is nothing if not interesting!
indeed very hard to pi** me off i like the way you start you blog right to the point
glad you decided to stop by, if you decide to guest post, you would be my first, it could be interesting 🙂
Be your salty self, Melody. That’s why we have WordPress. 🙂
Hey I wrote a really pissed off blog post yesterday… I thought of you right aways and how awesome your blog is and thoguht it could be fiting to your title:) LOL… it’s called, Dear heartless gentelman
im pretty pissed off in it:) lol
You rock!
you smile too much to be a true pissed off bitch. i hope this statement pisses you off you bitch.
Yes it does piss me off actually!! but thanx for stopping by…Now Piss off! 😉
so today I am a pissed of bitch… and I thought about you today 🙂
~L
P.S. … missing reading your stuff… so hear I go to read your heart:)
Keep writing. I absolutely love how you express yourself.
You have a gift and I think it makes me think about life as a challenge because you challenge stereotypes in how you write.
Pissed off bitch or not, how you express yourself is amazing Melody.
true to the heart…..better to be pissed off than pissed on …..thanks for the inspiration
Good article. I certainly appreciate this site. Continue the good work!
Thank you for the suport
Just checking to see if this is still an active site. I would love to hear from you.
Tim