I am so tired

I feel exhausted

Like my date’s expired

Just spent copious amounts

Of time

With a challenging situation

Not too hard to define


Round and round

In circles we went

Feeling the need

To come on here

And vent

When really

Based on the subject matter discussed

I would prefer

If he was fucking me

Instead of her

Yet if you were to have witnessed

The complexity of the conversation

Probably no one but me

Would be privy to that information

For it was I telling them

How to have sex

What time and when

Cos I think like a man

But am a woman first

So I shared with her

What I knew

Cos I know it works

Secretly wishing

It coulda been me

Or as an ideal

That it was actually us 3